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A dog's list of new years resolutions

A Dog's list of new years resolutions

1. I will not mark my territory INSIDE the house.

2. I will not track mud onto my human’s nice white carpet.

3. The carpet is NOT a bath towel.

4. I will not chew my human’s favorite pair of shoes.

5. I will not eat out of the cat’s litter box.
 

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6. I will try to understand that all cats are crazy and I should just stay away from them.

7. I will not drag dirty underwear out of the laundry room when my humans have guests.

8. I will not bite the mail man EVERY day.

9. I will try to remember that my tail is attached to my body and it WILL hurt when I chase it and bite it.

10. I will not chase the ball unless I see it leave the hand.

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